Surprise!

Hey, so I forgot my password! Ehe oops.

Anyway, life has thrown me some curveballs since we've been apart;

1. My love is not my love anymore. Sure he's kind of a lust for me, but even that is fading.

2. I had a boyfriend! Great right? Wrong. He told me that he loved me and I ended it. Way too fast for my liking.

3. I sort of met another guy. I know how it sounds... just go with it.

So life's been pretty hectic in my usually slow department. Not entirely sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, yet but it is what it is I suppose. I need to learn how to comit to someone sooner or later. I just had this conversation on PSC abo0ut how no one wants to take things slow anymore, it's just jumping right in without looking back. No thanks. 

My mother and I had WWIII about my babysitting job tonight. It was horrible. I was crying and she told me she couldn't deal with me and threatened to throw my iPod out the window. Family was on my side though. Haha.

My gay husband is playing my Wii and is asking for me to watch. I'll post as soon as possible!

Got my costume

Which is a surprise
Since I usually get one
The day before...
ANYWAY

I try to get something
That doesn't make me look like a whore
Or a bag lady.

So I buy my costume-
Goes down to my feet,
Has a corset,
But a shirt goes underneath.
Pretty good for 30 bucks.

I go to walk my friends outside,
and her mom says
"What are you? A Medieval slut?"

HAVE YOU SEEN OTHER COSTUMES?
SERIOUSLY.
AUGH.

Happy Monday! (Even thought it's Friday)

So, I go back for one day
And YAY weekend!
I like this whole
'No school in the middle of the week' thing.
Drama was today...
And I made an ass out of myself.
Thanks Adams.
Love ya.

Now, I go to babysit.
Adieu!

Oh what fun...

I promise, it's relevant.
We got a Christmas card today
With a check for 1,200
Um.
Thanks Grandma...but it's October.

Lucky me!
I was sick today.
Purging and nausea and headache
Oh my!

So I sat on my bum all day
and watched about nine hours worth of House.
Then...they all quit.
Quoi?

As long as House and Cameron
make sweet, sweet love,
I'll be happy ;]

So,
My Unrequited Love Syndrome is getting better and better.
Whoever said
"Distance makes the heart grow fonder."
Is a complete and utter moron.
It makes it easier.
Bye bye ULS
Hello...commitment?
Nah,
Steamy kissing sessions is more like it.

Augh

Love is stupid.
Sometimes I wish I could swallow my pride
And my heart for that matter.
Mmm, emotions.

I spent my entire day off with my mom's best friend for the Jewish holiday
And I'm not Jewish.
AND my alarm went off at 5:45 am this morning.
Oh yeah, and the bruises on my legs?
They're real pretty.
Thanks karma.
You're a real pal.
I better be getting some serious good fortune for this.

Tomorrow will be better
(Hopefully)
(Actually, most likely)
At least I got a new book.
But it'll probably burst into flames with my luck.

Happy Friday (Even though it's monday)

I love them jews!
Two days off for the win!

Today was packed with awesome. Seriously.
1. Lab off!!
2. I GOT TWO NOTES. HELL YES.
3. Saw my baby Tom**
4. Actually made a decent essay in AP, which is awesome because I had no idea what I was writing about.
5. Got one one of my biffles addicted to Sweeny Todd and Neutral Milk Hotel. Awesome.
6. SOMEONE asked me to text them. Um. *Coughhappycough*
7. Steak for dinner!
8. I get to sleep in for two days.

Everyday should be like this.

**Tom is a boy in my science class who is adorable. I wana adopt him. I tell him he's adorable and that I love him about ten times a day. He tells me I'm, cute too, totally platonic. Aww he's so cute!

Boo

I am tired
And feel awful.
I'm not sure if it's my
"Boy with drawl"
or
Just sucky things piling up.
Maybe both.
Meh.

I wasn't even going to post today,
But I feel like I control this-
I decide what gets posted when and how.
I like the power.

So after eating my weight in Ben and Jerry's
(And being pissy about gaining weight..)
Here I am!

Oh, and I just watched House.
I love that show,
But his sarcasm is contagious
AND
He started flirting with this CIA chick.
I don't get it.
Personally, I think she looked like a man.
But whatever.

Drama- Yes, you are a freak, but no, we don't care and love you profusely.

Ew Boys!

Actually, I usually don't hate guys.
I really love them most of the time!
But
There is one guy...
Well,
I thought mean things about him.
OKAY
So said guy and I,
Were in the same class in third grade,
and I was friends with his friends,
So sat with him at lunch.
But by with him,
I mean three people across and away.
And for some unknown reason,
This guy 'loves' me.
Still.
Even though I avoid him
Like the bloody plague!

So, a few weeks ago
I see his name on the caller ID
And, sure enough
Ignore it.
But my gay husband
Decided it would be fun to answer it.
Well, it actually turned out to be a good thing
Since I finally got to reject the kid.
HEAVEN HALLELUJAH RIGHT?
Wrong.

He told all his friends,
(which is 2 people)
That I
"Made out with him while straddling him, while he groped me and it was hot."
Aha
This kid
Is gonna die.

Seriously?

Okay,
I have a sister,
and I love her,
Just to put it out there.
She has a 'disability'
I put it in quotes,
Because really,
She's just slow.
Anyway,
She's had jobs before,
Walmart, Aftercare etc.
But she can't get a job now.
And somehow,
The state is going to give her money
Like a job would.
Wait, it gets better.
She can still get a job,
And get both payments.
Yeah.
So, tax dollars that could be
Helping the homeless,
Contributing to research,
Helping the elderly-
Are going to be going to my sister.
For having a 'disability'

Wow America,
No wonder we're poor!

Wednesdays make me sad

Jesus Christ
(Super star)
My 66.8 in AP world,
Magically became a 78.9
Because of my participation.
I'm not asking,
I'm just jumping with joy.

Drama club:
A place where if you don't have a lead, you sit around and talk, do nothing, text, do homework.
It's pretty awesome.

French Class:
You did great on the regents!
Here, just learn a song and color!
It's orgasmically awesome.

Good times my friends.

Teen Angst!

Everyone loves it!
Everyone needs it!
Our poor little souls!
Well,
Vent time.

Blah blah blah, I like a guy.
Blah blah he doesn't like me blah
Blah blah love sucks blah
Blah Four bleeping years blah
I fear commitment blah
Refuse blah to go out with other guys blah
Just the normal stuff.

Which brings us to today
Oh yay!

Anyway:
This guy et moi,
Are close friends,
And we have no classes together.
Fantastic (Fiasco!)

Well anyways,
We would write notes to each other
And I didn't get one today.
Which really wasn't a big deal-
But it should've been.
Like, I should've been freaking out
"Ahhh he must hate me! Rant rant rant!"
But I was just like
"Eh, okay."

What's going on body?
You can't really be falling out.
You've been in so long
(And he's the only one you could deal with having a relationship with)

Hahaaa
This will be a fun year.

Brown Sugar and Fig

Damn.
I was going to say
'If you noticed my url...'
But- no one is reading this.
Hm.

If you, whoever you are,
Even though it's most likely just me,
Noticed my URL
You might be wondering
"Why Brown sugar and fig?"
Well let me tell you!

It's my favorite candle.
Ever.
I would always light it while going on my PC
And it was in front of me,
So why not name my blog URL after it.

I submit everything and it goes out.
The wick is gone.
So now I'm smelling Midnight Pomegranate,
Which is nice,
But not as nice as My BS&F.

Erm?

I doubt anyone will read this.
That's alright.
I don't even know why I'm making this,
Hence the title.
Just a whim.
I've had other blogs before,
Which were abodoned
After a month or so.
So no promises.
Then again,
I'm really not promising anything
Since no one is here.
Hm.