Got my costume

Which is a surprise
Since I usually get one
The day before...
ANYWAY

I try to get something
That doesn't make me look like a whore
Or a bag lady.

So I buy my costume-
Goes down to my feet,
Has a corset,
But a shirt goes underneath.
Pretty good for 30 bucks.

I go to walk my friends outside,
and her mom says
"What are you? A Medieval slut?"

HAVE YOU SEEN OTHER COSTUMES?
SERIOUSLY.
AUGH.