Ew Boys!

Actually, I usually don't hate guys.
I really love them most of the time!
But
There is one guy...
Well,
I thought mean things about him.
OKAY
So said guy and I,
Were in the same class in third grade,
and I was friends with his friends,
So sat with him at lunch.
But by with him,
I mean three people across and away.
And for some unknown reason,
This guy 'loves' me.
Still.
Even though I avoid him
Like the bloody plague!

So, a few weeks ago
I see his name on the caller ID
And, sure enough
Ignore it.
But my gay husband
Decided it would be fun to answer it.
Well, it actually turned out to be a good thing
Since I finally got to reject the kid.
HEAVEN HALLELUJAH RIGHT?
Wrong.

He told all his friends,
(which is 2 people)
That I
"Made out with him while straddling him, while he groped me and it was hot."
Aha
This kid
Is gonna die.